NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
As to whether Mr. Jonas’ bride agreed with his “that’s it?” assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, “That’s what she said.”
In that split second, multitude of thoughts run through my head. But shining through them all is the need to scream out “I think you look beautiful” No matter what you wear, how you think you look, or how vulnerable you are, you’re beautiful.
Why is it that in the moment all I could muster was “Its fine…”