December 24, 2009

Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait

michaelmcgee:

siddman:

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”

“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.

As to whether Mr. Jonas’ bride agreed with his “that’s it?” assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, “That’s what she said.”

(via phoenixlily)thismightsuck:crowth:

“That’s what she said.” GAME OVER.

sloaneee:

counterfeitredhead:

notthatkindagay:daysinboston:dreamsonfire:ewokgia
SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE.










Oh this shall be used in debate.

sloaneee:

counterfeitredhead:

notthatkindagay:daysinboston:dreamsonfire:ewokgia

SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE.

Oh this shall be used in debate.

December 22, 2009

michaelmcgee:

The most epic post I will ever make…

michaelmcgee:

The most epic post I will ever make…


December 19, 2009

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The Red Hat

"How does it look?"

In that split second, multitude of thoughts run through my head.  But shining through them all is the need to scream out “I think you look beautiful” No matter what you wear, how you think you look, or how vulnerable you are, you’re beautiful.

Why is it that in the moment all I could muster was “Its fine…”

December 14, 2009

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I keep fucking everything up.  I feel like a failure.  I cant believe I screwed up that badly.

December 13, 2009

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chanukah

is this how you celebrate your holiday, roving in packs throughout the mall causing trouble.  jeez….

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Christmas gifts

Work depresses me.  Finding the perfect gift for someone, but then remember that you have no reason to get them them anything.  it bothers me

December 10, 2009

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Yep! that was painful

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“The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.”

The motto of the night.

just one more test…

December 9, 2009

dating scene at NU.  Eerily similar to NS, no?

December 8, 2009

Neither the cooks at Sargent or I can cook without me ending up with oil burns on my arms at the end of a burger/beef cutlets

Neither the cooks at Sargent or I can cook without me ending up with oil burns on my arms at the end of a burger/beef cutlets

December 7, 2009

two pos finals down…two more left.
this shit is driving me up a wall

two pos finals down…two more left.

this shit is driving me up a wall

December 6, 2009

viciousfrenzy:

(via ilovereadingandwriting)

viciousfrenzy:

(via ilovereadingandwriting)

December 5, 2009

audiogasm:

canyoufeeltheearth:

ashmarie:

n-n-nicky:

bemore:

i would adopt this kid

i would kidnap this kid




ffff….this is reminiscent of the picture of myself on my wall.

audiogasm:

canyoufeeltheearth:

ashmarie:

n-n-nicky:

bemore:

i would adopt this kid

i would kidnap this kid

ffff….this is reminiscent of the picture of myself on my wall.

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I got my daily quota of penis today on chatroulette

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